Monster of a Man: A LitRPG Fantasy Adventure by Burt Wrenlaw & LitRPG Freaks

Author:Burt Wrenlaw & LitRPG Freaks [Wrenlaw, Burt & Freaks, LitRPG]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2024-04-05T00:00:00+00:00

Episode 04: Beach Barbecue

Episode 04 - Part 01

“Oh, Inferno, I needed that,” John sighed with relief as he walked out of his room in the rickety, multi-floor whorehouse—one that should have been condemned at least thirty years ago. He was too content in the afterglow of a thorough fucking to give a damn about anything at the moment.

That, and he had just enjoyed his first proper bath in weeks. He was never big on personal hygiene, especially after his change that rendered him immune to disease. But still, it was nice to have a couple of wenches wiping him down while he had his way with them.

…I wish to scour the memory of the debauchery I was forced to witness from my mind. Maybe I can ask the Tormentor for help?

‘You do that, babe,’ John sub-vocalized with a merry whistle and a bounce to his step. He was too happy from sating his biological and psychological imperatives to really bicker with the voice in his head.

Stop calling me babe, and eyes up—looks like you’ve got trouble.

“One moment, please.”

John growled in annoyance, wanting nothing more than to see what the sunny, sultry, seaside city of Yakarob had to offer him. He slowly turned around to face the speaker with a hard glint to his eyes—coming face-to-face with the madame of the brothel he had just made use of.

The wrinkled old woman was flanked not by one, not by two, but by four towering bouncers—their bare chests glistening with oils, thick arms resting on the hilts of their swords, and beaming smiles fixed on their ever-pleasant faces.

“I paid extra for the full course, and I ain’t gonna hear any complaints about getting what I paid for.”

John said this to pre-empt the extortion he expected, where the madame was going to shake him down for even more money.

A good number of people in the whorehouse laughed at the dirty, unkempt foreigner who demanded the madame line all her girls out for him. They stopped laughing when he pulled several glittering coins of pure gold from the pouch tucked into his loins—all acquired through completely legitimate means.

And when I say legitimate, I mean he extorted the socks off a merchant he just so happened to rescue from the grinding choppers of Teethers he had been tracking down. These Teethers were the last survivors of a Spawner that he sneezed to death a couple days prior.

John made his ‘generous offer’ while biting down on a Teether’s tooth like a disgusting enamel-coated cookie. That’s not to mention his tenta-dicks going to town on the central mass of the other Teethers, tearing away their fleshy remains and then absorbing them into the maw from which they came.

The merchant, being a completely reasonable sort who was totally not terrified by John’s countenance, decided it was a good idea to handsomely reward his ‘savior’ as best he could.

What are Teethers, you say?

They are—you guessed it—tooth-themed Sinners. They don’t have the same reach and mobility as Tumblers, the raw muscle output of Ragers, the bouncy mobility of Jumpers, or the sonic attacks of Screamers.

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